Have you ever...

Woken in the middle of the night to the crystal-clear realisation that you've been making a complete ASS of yourself? In front of an unexpectedly large audience?! Trust me, it's not as bad as you might think - It's a huge relief, in fact! And when I say an unexpectedly large audience I mean more than one person, which in itself answers a whole bunch of questions that have been gnawing at me. Too many things have happened in too concerted a manner for their occurrence to be pure coincidence... I should have seen that sooner.

Tilting at windmills, tut, tut, I AM A DOOFUS! A 6 year old child I know would have delighted in telling me that.